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Ever wanted to know if the way you talk is more Northern, Southern or just a standard United States speak? Well, I invite you to take this fun quiz and find out! The Yankee or Dixie Quiz! My result was 57% Dixie OR Barely in Dixie….I have lived in Texas all my life by the way, but most of my responses were common for all of U.S. or Northern more than Southern…which I believe goes to show you, that it’s not always where you were born that determines how you speak.

I was actually so intrigued by the results that I went ahead and took the Advanced version. You can find the link at the bottom of the first Quiz if you choose to do so too! This one put me at 30% Dixie….my Southern friends and family are probably feeling betrayed about now…I’m sorry! 😦

Here are some funny texts I found on a very funny site called When Parents Text. 🙂

  • DAD: What’s the cupid shuffle?
  • ME: A line dance, kind of like the cha cha slide.
  • DAD:  Never heard of it but they’re doing it.
  • ME:  You joining in?
  • DAD:  No not me.  I’m not a line dancer.  I’m always out of line.
  • MOM: I also want a cat that will attack dad when he falls asleep and starts snoring in the living room.
  • ME: Or maybe just an airhorn.
  • MOM: I DO have one of those. A cat would be funnier because he could not get mad at me then.
  • ME: Maybe a cat that can blow an airhorn?
  • MOM: We may be onto something.
  • MOM: A cat that drives a mini semi truck with an airhorn.
  • MOM: Looks like I need to find a remote control semi and an unsuspecting cat.
  • DAD: What are you doing?
  • ME: I’m at Grandma’s house. What do you need?
  • DAD: I want cookies. Chocolate chip. Get them for me. I will pay.
  • ME: Ask mom.
  • DAD: I did. She won’t. Says no. Get cookies please.
  • ME: I will on my way home.
  • (10 minutes later)
  • DAD: Nevermind. Mom found texts. NO COOKIES! ABORT MISSION!
  • MOM: Do you want waffles or muffins for breakfast? Just text “A1” for waffles or “B1” for muffins.
  • ME: Why did you go through all that trouble? Why can’t I just text “waffles” or “muffins”?
  • MOM: We are texting in code! ;););) 🙂
  • ME: Waffles
  • MOM: A1 or B1?
  • ME: WAFFLES
  • MOM: Sooo…A1?
  • ME: Mom. Yes.
  • MOM: I think I would rather have muffins. I’m making muffins
  • ME: Lady Gaga arrived in an egg.
  • MOM: Don’t we all?
The site has a book that just was released called “When Parents Text: A Daily Does of Hilarity”. I SO want that book….Bet you’re not surprised there, are you?
Another site with funny sayings is Overheard Everywhere. There are links to Overheard in New York, The Beach, The Office AND Celebrity Wit at the top of the page as well. Here  is one of the Most Popular Quotes from their page.

We’ll Get You a Milk and an Epi Pen and Let’s See What Unfolds

Five-year-old in cafeteria during kindergarten lunchtime: Mr. Greg, my mom didn’t put juice in my lunch. Can I get a drink from the cafeteria?
Mr. Greg: Sure, I’ll get you something. You want milk?
Five-year-old: Yeah.
Mr. Greg: Regular white milk or chocolate?
Five-year-old: Chocolate.
Mr. Greg: Okay. You’re not allergic to chocolate, are you?
Five-year-old: Yeah.
Mr. Greg: You are? Oh, then I’ll get you white milk. Are you allergic to white milk?
Five-year-old: Yeah.
Mr. Greg: Oh, then I’d better see if they have juice.
(Mr. Greg goes into the kitchen and comes back with orange juice)
Mr. Greg: Here’s some orange juice. You’re not allergic to orange juice, are you?
Five-year-old: Yeah.
Mr. Greg: Do you know what “allergic” means?
Five-year-old: No.

Elementary School
Los Angeles, California

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{June 20, 2011}   Humor Lightens the Mood

I love how someone can say something hilarious in the moment when things are not looking so great and it just takes you out of it for a bit…makes you forget and laugh.

I have friends in my life that can do that. Lighten my mood when it’s down, turn that frown upside down. My husband is also good at making me laugh when I want to cry. I’m so thankful for the people in my life that bring happiness and light when the world looks sad and dark outside. They are just heaven sent, indeed.

Reading blogs that are happy lifts your spirits too. Such as Elizabeth from Mirth and Motivation with her post today about Inspiration and Smiling. 🙂 Such a great reminder to keep a smile on your face even when it might be the last thing you want to do. You never know when someone is having a bad day and may need to see your smile. Your smile could make all the difference in the world to them. Even though I can’t see this particular blog writer’s actual smile through my computer, I can feel her metaphorical smile shining through her post and it meant a lot to me. It truly made my day!

But I couldn’t possibly ever stop there on expressing credit for people sending smiles through the internet straight to me because I also follow a daily blog that is ALL about smiling. Smile, Kiddo’s blog has to be the most optimistic, happy blog I have ever read. She keeps things real but always seems to find the smile in everything she does. Such an inspirational read for me each time and daily reminds me to find smiles more often in my own life.

If you’re not already a follower of both these blogs, I highly recommend checking them both out. They are both great! 🙂

If you don’t go check them out…I may have to send you this adorable puppy I saw in a forward from my mom….and you may want to keep him away from your computer!

Bad puppy!

If you have no other reason to smile today, SMILE because this wasn’t YOUR computer! 🙂



{February 26, 2011}   A laugh to end a sick day

Yep…you guessed it. I am still sick.

Thought I would post some jokes to cheer myself and others up. Here you go!

MORNING SICKNESS

The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

“What’s wrong Marge ?” she asked.

Marge told her that she had “morning sickness.”

Surprised, the neighbor said, “I didn’t even know you were pregnant!”

“I’m not.” the harried young woman replied. “I’m just  sick of mornings.”

COMPARING CHILDHOOD SURGERIES

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze!”

The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

The first kid says, “A circumcision.”

The second kid says, “Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”

BLONDE DETECTIVE TRAINING

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”

The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his profile.”

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”

The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it’s a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” He quickly adds” . . . think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “Hmmmm . . . the suspect wears contact lenses.”

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. “Well, that’s an interesting answer . . . wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.”

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. “Wow! I can’t believe it…it’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”

“That’s easy,” the blonde replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.

(I might try a few of these techniques in this next one!)

HOW TO DEAL WITH TELEMARKETERS

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?”

2. If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “Why do you want to know?” Or you can say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one seems
to care these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . .” When they try to get back to the sales process, just continue on with telling about your problems.

3. If the person says he’s Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is located. Continue asking personal questions or questions about the company for as long as necessary.

4. This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: “Hi, my name is Judy and I’m with Canter and Siegel services….
You: “Hang on a second.” (few seconds pause) “Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are
you wearing?”

5. Crying out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, “Judy!! Is this really you? I can’t believe it! Judy, how have you
BEEN?” Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the heck she could know you from.

6. Say, “No,” over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they’re trying to speak. This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, “I don’t have any friends . . . would you be my friend?”

8. If they clean rugs: “Can you get blood out, you can? Well, how about goat blood or HUMAN blood – chicken blood too?”

9. Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional “Uh-huh, really, or, “That’s fascinating.” Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. They get all flustered, but just tell them you couldn’t give your credit card number to someone who’s a complete stranger.

10. Tell them you work for the same company they work for.
Example: Telemarketer: “This is Bill from Watertronics.”
You: “Watertronics!! Hey I work for them too. Where are you calling from?”
Telemarketer: “Uh, Dallas, Texas.” You: “Great, they have a group there too? How’s business/the weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to employees! Oh well, see ya.”

11. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy and if they will give you their phone number you will call them back. If they say they are not allowed to give out their number, then ask them for their home number and tell them you will call them at home (this is usually the most effective method of getting rid of Telemarketers). If the person says, “Well, I don’t really want to get a call at home,” say, “Yeah! Now you know how I feel.” (smiling, of course…)

And now for the last one: One I have heard a few times but still funny AND true!

COMPUTER BUSINESS

Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:
“Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?”
“Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”
“What sort of trouble?”
“Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”
“Went away?”
“They disappeared.”
“Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?”
“Nothing.”
“Nothing?”
“It’s blank; it won’t accept anything when I type.”
“Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?”
“How do I tell?”
“Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?”
“What’s a sea-prompt?”
“Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?”
“There isn’t any cursor: I told you, it won’t accept anything I type.”
“Does your monitor have a power indicator?”
“What’s a monitor?”
“It’s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
“Does it have a little light that tells you when it’s on?”
“I don’t know.”
“Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?”
“Yes, I think so.”
“Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it’s plugged into the wall.”
“Yes, it is.”
“When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?”
“No.”
“Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.”
“Okay, here it is.”
“Follow it for me, and tell me if it’s plugged securely into the back of your computer.”
“I can’t reach.”
“Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?”
“No.”
“Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?”
“Oh, it’s not because I don’t have the right angle-it’s because it’s dark.”
“Dark?”
“Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.”
“Well, turn on the office light then.”
“I can’t.”
“No? Why not?”
“Because there’s a power outage.”
“A power… A power outage? Aha! Okay, we’ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?”
“Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.”
“Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.”
“Really? Is it that bad?”
“Yes, I’m afraid it is.”
“Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?”
“Tell them you’re too stupid to own a computer.”

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!



{February 24, 2011}   Kid’s Advice to kids

This was taken out of a blog I did on Myspace in January of 2006 and I believe the original place I got this was from an e-mail….I’m sick so I’m just copy/pasting my post tonight.

“Never trust a dog to watch your food.”
Patrick, age 10


“When your dad is mad and asks you, ‘Do I look stupid?’ don’t answer.”
Hannah, age 9


“Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.”
Michael, age 14

“Stay away from prunes.”
Randy, age 9


“Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.”
Emily, age 10


“When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.”
Taylia, age 11


“Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.”
Traci, age 14


“A puppy always has bad breath — even after eating a Tic-Tac.”
Andrew, age 9

“Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.”
Kyoyo, age 9


“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.”
Armir, age 9


“Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.”
Kellie, age 11


“If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.”
Naomi, age 15


“Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.”
Lauren, age 9


“Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.”
Joel, age 10


“When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.”
Alyesha, age 13


“Never try to baptize a cat.”
Eileen, age 8



{February 20, 2011}   Does God have a sense of humor?

Today in my “Women’s Book of Confidence” was about Heeding Physical Clues. In other words, trying to figure out what your body is trying to tell you when it’s hurting or sick. But the only thing going through my mind at the moment is that my life is freaking me out with how everything is fitting together. How strange is it to be reading about this NOW when I was feeling sick yesterday and I feel I may possibly be either suffering from allergies again or getting another cold/flu. UGH! I hate coughing and I am not sure what my body is telling me to do other than to maybe take some medicines and rest? Any ideas? Anyone?

How incredibly boring my life feels right now. How can I write exciting posts when my life is anything but? ~Sniffle sniffle~ Don’t worry…I’m not crying, it’s just allergies. Why is life so cruel to make me allergic to where I live? I am allergic to Pine trees and I live in a part of Texas known as the PINEywoods. Is that cruelly ironic or what?  I really believe that God has a very strange sense of humor indeed.

Here’s some evidence for you:

A man: God, how much is a million dollars to you?
God: It is but a penny.
A man: God, how long is a million years to you?
God: It is but a second.
A man: God, could you please give me a penny?
God: Sure, just a second.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn’t get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married..

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it

 

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Ok,ok…those were obviously 2 jokes and NOT actual evidence but hey, it made me laugh and hopefully it will make you laugh. I believe in God and I am a Christian but I also believe there’s nothing wrong with a little Christian humor, if done in good taste.

*Note: These jokes came from the Internet, not from me.*



{February 12, 2011}   Road trip!

Don’t you just love road trips? There’s just something about getting out on the wide, open road and exploring new places. Me and my husband went on a day trip to a different city about 2 hrs. from our home today. It was part shopping trip, part relaxing drive for me(at least somewhat) and a fun way for me and my hubby to spend time together.

There were some interesting moments, though. Like arguing over directions….Thanks to having a printer that is out of ink, I wrote out all of the directions with ALL intended stops in order by hand. It took me 4 pages….THEN I realized you could send the directions to your phone. Oh well…I took the written directions anyways!  Nevertheless, there was some arguments when it came to needing him to read the directions for me and he wasn’t doing it adequately enough for me. So therefore, you have a crazy woman trying to read directions and drive. Sorry to all the drivers who almost met their doom due to this. Luckily, there were no accidents.

I brought my digital camera along but sadly, all the pictures I got were taken from my phone and none of them really fits my photo challenge theme. I saw a few things I wanted to take pictures of but I was driving and it was hard enough to try to read directions and drive…..I don’t think I could have pulled off the taking pictures too. I wanted to pull over and take a picture of a sign that said “Magic Carpets”. The hubby didn’t want to, though….How could you not be intrigued by the idea of Magic Carpets?! Seriously?

And my well thought out itinerary got messed up a little…we decided to forgo one of the places we wanted to look at and the place we were going to eat supper due to being tired. BUT my directions were to get back from one of those places so of course, we had to stop and ask how to get back home. Sadly, there were no red ruby slippers given to us and the advice to click our heels 3 times and utter those 5 words…”Please take me back home”….I mean “There’s no place like home”.  I sent my hubby into a convenience store for directions while I stayed in the car, staring at an imported palm tree plant and the emergency stop button for gas. Is it ok to admit that I was wondering what would happen if I pushed it?….Well….my husband came out not with ruby slippers, but an antenna head deal that had a UT helmet on it instead. It was cute, I only wanted directions, but I guess I will take a bonus too. He, of course, placed the little UT head onto the car antenna and we were off and on our way. About 5 minutes later, I hear this bang on my roof. I jump up, “What was that?!” and my husband tells me that he thinks the head committed suicide. Well, he didn’t exactly say that, he said he thought we just lost our new decoration but I can take creative license, right? So I am thinking, well, THAT was a complete and utter waste of money and then THUNK on top of the roof again!…..So now I am wondering what the heck is going on? And then THUNK THUNK THUNK every 5 seconds…..so now I am realizing that no, the head is still on there, it’s just attacking my car! After a short pull over on the side of the road, the head was removed from my antenna, my car was no longer under attack and now we have a head rolling around in my backseat somewhere.

Maybe it will work on my mom’s car….

Well, we had a good time on our road trip anyways and now we are both tired. Me, more so, because I did all the driving but I love to drive….That’s another story all in itself …..but that’s for another day!



{February 9, 2011}   Are you serious???

This is a rather late post for me. I apologize for that but I have just been slow getting to my blog today.

I just thought I would share something funny from last night or rather VERY early this morning. I was searching for restaurants near the Longview, Texas area because me and my husband are thinking of going there sometime shopping. Well, I was searching on my phone and not sure what site it was, but I found one that listed all the restaurants in the area. There were quite a few names of restaurants that were rather interesting but a few really stuck out in my mind. There was “Dis Diner”, “We Bee Cookin'” and “The Hungry Hole”. LOL…Those really got me to cracking up…..and then of course I realized that you could say, “We’re going to Dis Diner first and then We Bee cookin’!” and I was literally rolling around laughing. I had tears coming from my eyes and so did my husband. Since I have never been through Longview much, not sure if those were REAL names of restaurants but I still got a laugh from it.

I decided to look up funny restaurant names online today to see what other ones I could find. Here are a few restaurant names as well as other signs that I found that I thought were hilarious!

(I left out some more vulgar sounding ones as to not offend any of my readers)

Is there where Sweeney Todd goes to eat???

Not jumping up and down to move HERE!

Not very appealing.....

I've seen this somewhere before....

Really? You need a degree to wash a car now?!

I'll wait for my hair cut!

YUM!

British Restaurant Names

  • Absolutely Souper
  • Lettuce Eat
  • Sam Widges

clever!

Abrakebabra

Absolutely Souper

Nice Food

Pizza the Action

Salt & Battery

Sam ‘n’ Ella’s (Salmonella’s)

Wok This Way

OK….You’ve probably had enough for now….Hope you enjoyed these as much as I did AND if you know any funny restaurant names, store names, street names, city names, etc., feel free to share! 🙂



{February 8, 2011}   It’s funny how

Some days you just want to laugh at crazy things that happen to you…Today, right before I got on the computer, one of those things happened. I went into the bedroom and was looking by the bed for something and I hit the side of my ankle hard on the metal frame. I screamed ouch and fell onto the bed ONLY to hit the top of my head hard on my husband’s knee(cause he was over on my side). So it was a lot like something out of a comedy or The Three Stooges…..my husband was cracking up. I, however, was not very happy cause it hurt! Now it’s funny to me though.

Strange how something can be so UNfunny to you at the time and then so funny later, huh?

It’s funny how having that happen to me caused me to think about other things that are funny to me…..

Like how it’s funny that whenever you really need something, you can never find it, but when you don’t need it, it’s right there in front of you… OR

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.  ~Murphy’s Law

How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?  ~François Duc de La Rochefoucauld (Seriously! I can not believe how many times my mom has told me and others the SAME stories over and over….How DOES she remember the story BUT not who she has told it to before?…..The sad thing is I will probably be just like her one day!)

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.  ~Erma Bombeck (I am convinced this is a conspiracy by the grocery store and the government!)

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.  ~Author Unknown (I hate coffee but this also works with other things…..)

If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark.  ~Leopold Fechtner (Remind me never to let my kids have skates! LOL)

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?  ~Christy Whitehead
Shin:  a device for finding furniture in the dark.  ~Author Unknown (Ah….so THAT’s what the shin is for!)

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.  ~Author Unknown (The author is apparently nameless due to the reasoning behind this!)

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.  ~Author Unknown (I will have to scratch this from my excuses list then)

People who snore always fall asleep first.  ~Author Unknown (I should know…I sleep with a snore monster!)

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.  ~Edgar Allan Poe

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.  ~Author Unknown

The trouble with, “A place for everything and everything in its place” is that there’s always more everything than places.  ~Robert Brault (This has always been MY problem!)
No one is listening until you fart.  ~Author Unknown (I plead the fifth….)

And to end this post……It’s incredibly funny to me how I log on the computer sometimes with one idea for a blog in my head and then something else takes precedence over that idea….Oh well, that’s life! C’est la vie!



{February 2, 2011}   Baby, it’s cold outside

 

Ok, so for those of you don’t know, I live in Texas and it doesn’t get THAT cold here very often. BRRRRR! It is actually cold here…not that I am complaining too much. I actually LOVE cold weather. Of course, I wouldn’t want to live somewhere where it snowed, though. I like the cold temps, but no snow because I am too clumsy and it’s not attractive for me to fall on my butt all the time. I do that enough without the snow!

So it’s 33 degrees right now at around 4:30 in the afternoon as I am typing this. I know a lot of people are jealous of even that because up north has got a beating the last couple of days. We got down to 19, I believe, last night but no snow here where I live. Some parts of Texas did get some snow but not us, which is fine with me! I’ve heard rumors of a slight chance of a little snow or sleet tomorrow and yuck! I hope not….if so, I am staying inside so I don’t end up on my butt. It WAS hilarious to me last night, though. My husband smokes(which I hate) so I make him go out on the patio. He put on 4 pairs of sleep pants and it was one of the funniest sights ever. I told him he looked like he had hips. Wish I had gotten a picture…..

Anyways, I watched this new show on Lifetime last night called “Seriously Funny Kids”. There was a video of a little girl on there that was so funny and cute so I searched for it on youtube and found it! 🙂

Everyone should definitely go watch it!

YouTube – Baby saying a bad word, many times. (Damn it!).



{January 30, 2011}   Life on a Bumper

My fav.!

I’m fresh out of philosophical ideas at the moment so I went searching for comedy. What I found was a lot of funny sayings on bumper stickers and I just thought I would share some of my favorites that I found all over the internet.

My husband needs to follow this advice!

Heck yeah!

HAHAHAHA!

Madness takes its toll–please have exact change ready.

I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS?

I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can lose weight.

Admit it....

I agree!

Officer, will this sticker saying Support Law Enforcement stop you from giving me a ticket?

DO NOT WASH: This vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test

When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t know his first name was “ALWAYS”

Road Rage Next 10 miles

I’ve got a perfect body but it’s in the trunk and beginning to smell

This definitely wasn’t one of my 3 wishes.

Politics is like the “PBS”…without the “P”.

Wife and Dog Missing, Reward for Dog

I wish I had some extra money to buy a few of these bumper stickers. They have so many funny ones you can buy.

For anyone who was interested in the answer to the riddle from Friday, the answer was MARRIAGE.

I hope people have been enjoying my blog. Any ideas, suggestions,advice and/or criticism is welcome! Just leave me a comment on my posts.

Sorry for the spacing of the images in this post, I am still learning how to visually do things on WordPress.



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