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{January 30, 2011}   Life on a Bumper

My fav.!

I’m fresh out of philosophical ideas at the moment so I went searching for comedy. What I found was a lot of funny sayings on bumper stickers and I just thought I would share some of my favorites that I found all over the internet.

My husband needs to follow this advice!

Heck yeah!

HAHAHAHA!

Madness takes its toll–please have exact change ready.

I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS?

I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can lose weight.

Admit it....

I agree!

Officer, will this sticker saying Support Law Enforcement stop you from giving me a ticket?

DO NOT WASH: This vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test

When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t know his first name was “ALWAYS”

Road Rage Next 10 miles

I’ve got a perfect body but it’s in the trunk and beginning to smell

This definitely wasn’t one of my 3 wishes.

Politics is like the “PBS”…without the “P”.

Wife and Dog Missing, Reward for Dog

I wish I had some extra money to buy a few of these bumper stickers. They have so many funny ones you can buy.

For anyone who was interested in the answer to the riddle from Friday, the answer was MARRIAGE.

I hope people have been enjoying my blog. Any ideas, suggestions,advice and/or criticism is welcome! Just leave me a comment on my posts.

Sorry for the spacing of the images in this post, I am still learning how to visually do things on WordPress.



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