In a month and a half, I will be turning 30 (ugh). Recently, I have been wondering what this means for my wardrobe. I have seen enough television shows on fashion to know you can’t away with wearing things after 30 that you could wear in your 20’s. I was wearing a Care Bear shirt that said “Always Grumpy” the other day and I thought, “Can I still wear this after I turn 30?” I mean, it’s not like some magical switch is going to go off and change me 100% right? So far, I don’t feel much different at 29 then I did at 18….I have to deal with more grown-up stuff and my body feels older, but the person inside me still is the same. I don’t expect reaching 30, 40, and so on to change me that much either. So…what if I still like wearing cute character shirts? What if I get into a mood and decide I want to wear pigtails again? Are the Fashion Police going to come after me? I would also ask if someone will put me on “What Not to Wear”, but they have just started their last season so I THINK I am good on that one!
I went searching online to find out what items I will soon be too old to wear.
I happened upon an old article on Lifescript from 2010 called, “Top 10 items you’re too old to wear“.
Here is the list…let me know if you follow the rules. 🙂
1. Message T-shirts: Retirement age-30…..This is just what I feared! Along with character shirts, I love a good shirt with a message. While I agree that some messages are better reserved for the younger crowd, I disagree that ALL message shirts should be off limits. A shirt that says “Your bf thinks I’m hot” IS a little childish, but having a shirt that says, “I love my husband” or “Big girls rule” isn’t…in my opinion and yes, I would love a shirt that says both those two latter things!
2. Too-Trendy Denim-Retirement age-35: This is talking about low-rise jeans, torn and embellished, etc. I only have one pair of jeans and they are baggy capri length jeans with graffiti all over them…I guess I can wear them to 35! 🙂 I guess I can see where this argument comes from, but if you were single and wanting to go to the club or something, I don’t see why it would hurt…
3.Costume shoes: Retirement age-mid 40’s…Yea, I didn’t know what they were referring to at first either…This is talking about stripper heels, thigh high boots, etc. I currently don’t wear any of these because I would break my neck! I can see why people would want to give up these kind of shoes and yea, stripper heels on an older woman kind of looks hookerish, so I agree….BUT there are celebrities 40+ who still have the bodies to pull it off!
4. Micro-mini skirts-Retirement age-40: You won’t catch me wearing this anytime soon anyways! This is another thing where you look like a hooker wearing it when you are older….not to mention women start getting those varicose veins and cellulite(which I already have)
5. Anything showing excessive cleavage-Retirement Age-50: If I went for this look, I would be able to go with it another 20 years, but I prefer not showing all God gave me. To each his own, I say! I suppose the cutoff is 50 because by the time, most women’s boobs have headed south of the border!
6.White, Ribbed Cotton Tank Tops-Retirement Age-40: My first instinct here was to say what about polyester and other fabrics? 🙂 But seriously….I never wear white tank tops by themselves anyways….I use them underneath stuff, but never on their own. Not because of my age, but because it feels see-through to me and I prefer to not show my bra and everything else…I don’t like to see this on anyone past kid age…
7. Hair Gadgets-Retirement Age-30: Apparently this is talking about over the top scrunchies and hair clips…..and kid barrettes….It says if you use them at all, accessories should be subtle…which mean plain and boring to me….yea, I admit to using scrunchies and hair clips a lot…I have very thick, curly hair and I live in Texas. It’s hot and I like to put my hair up sometimes. I don’t intend to stop using hair gadgets when I turn 30, but I also don’t plan on using bright colored hair bows and plastic barrettes either.
8. Oversized, Overly-Decorated Hobo Bags-Retirement Age-50: I have awhile until I reach 50, but I think it’s safe to say that I will be using whatever purse or bag I choose. I absolutely find nothing wrong with big so-called Hobo bags….the only purse I think would be silly to say on someone over 50 would be a literal Barbie purse….
9. Cheap, unflattering underwear-Retirement Age-40: No one but my husband and me will see my underwear anyways, so why does it matter? I personally buy my underwear where I can get it for the best price I can get. I DO think it’s important to be sized correctly for a bra…but that should be done while you’re still young and then frequently thereafter.
10. Loud accessories-Retirement age-35: I know a LOT of people that break this rule. It doesn’t really bother me either…I think it’s just all about moderation….for anyone, regardless of the age.
AND then, they threw out one last trend to toss for EVERYONE…and I wholeheartedly agree….Whether you are colored bra straps or not, don’t show them! Undergarments are called UNDER for a reason! It makes me nutso when I see people showing off their bras…and their underwear for that matter! No matter your age, wear a shirt long enough to cover your pants if you bend over, OR wear a belt. I really do NOT care to know that you are wearing a thong with a heart on it!
SO….that was the list. What do you think of the list? Is there anything you think should be added?? Anything you disagreed with them OR me on? Do you think your fashion should change drastically after 30 or not? I am dying to hear! Seriously…:)