I’m fresh out of philosophical ideas at the moment so I went searching for comedy. What I found was a lot of funny sayings on bumper stickers and I just thought I would share some of my favorites that I found all over the internet.
Madness takes its toll–please have exact change ready.
I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS?
I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can lose weight.
Officer, will this sticker saying Support Law Enforcement stop you from giving me a ticket?
DO NOT WASH: This vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test
When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t know his first name was “ALWAYS”
Road Rage Next 10 miles
I’ve got a perfect body but it’s in the trunk and beginning to smell
This definitely wasn’t one of my 3 wishes.
Politics is like the “PBS”…without the “P”.
Wife and Dog Missing, Reward for Dog
I wish I had some extra money to buy a few of these bumper stickers. They have so many funny ones you can buy.
For anyone who was interested in the answer to the riddle from Friday, the answer was MARRIAGE.
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