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{January 17, 2011}   Poor Monday

Sometimes I feel sorry for Monday because no one really likes it. If I had even a penny for every time I have seen or heard someone say, “Yuck, it’s Monday”…I would be richer than Bill Gates. Hmm…there’s a thought…Anyone want to start doing so? Just give me a penny every time you say you hate Monday? 🙂

Even though today is a holiday….it still feels like a yucky Monday to me…maybe because my stomach has been acting like an Olympic gymnast with its many somersaults and flips. Ugh…

So since I am feeling rather blah, I’m putting some funny in my blog…..Here are some Actual Product Instructions I found online that were rather humorous.

ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:

ON A HAIRDRYER:
*Do not use while sleeping. (I’ve heard of sleep walking, sleep talking, even sleep eating BUT this would be a first…Sleep hair drying!)

ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
*You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Oh, a free bag of Fritos? Don’t mind if I do! ~Stuffs into purse~)

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
*Directions: Use like regular soap. (Guess you’re screwed if you’re the only one out there who doesn’t know how)

FROZEN DINNER SERVING SUGGESTION:
*Defrost. (Just a suggestion…you COULD just eat it frozen after all)

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
*Fits one head. (What if you have an abnormally large head?)

ON TESCO’S TIRIMISU DESERT:
*Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
(OOPS, guess it’s too late NOW)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
*Product will be hot after heating. (Darn…I was hoping for it to be cold)

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
*Do not Iron clothes on body. (All I am wondering is who was the stupid person who actually did this for them to put this on there!)

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:
*Do not drive car or operate machinery. (Seriously?)

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
*Warning: May cause drowsiness. (That’s kind of what I was hoping for!)

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
*Warning: Keep out of children. (YES! Please do so!….Is there a lot of killers in Korea?)

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
*For indoor or outdoor use only. (What other use is there?)

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
*Not to be used for the other use. (Now I am curious…what’s the other use?)

ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS:
*Warning: contains nuts (Well…DUH!)

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
*Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Whew…what a relief…I would have just sat here and stared at them wondering what to do next!)

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
*Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Um…again, WHO was the idiot who did this?!)

And here are some equally funny Advertisements:

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (I don’t even know what to say about this one….)
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again. (Doesn’t sound too reassuring)
3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. (I want to believe that the smacks should be snacks…but there’s a part of me that wouldn’t want to find out for sure…)
4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
6. Stock up and save. Limit: one. (Wow…really stocking up there, aren’t we?)
7. Semi-annual After-Christmas sale. (This is a contradiction if ever I have seen one)
8. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (Don’t know how much experience you’re going to get from a 3 yr. old)
9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. (This is why English skills are sooooo important, people!)
10. Dinner special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. (I’ll eat somewhere else…thanks!)

I hope everyone had a nice MLK, JR. Day!

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MR CHAD HUGHES says:

Hahhah to funnny



Becka says:

WOW! I think I stopped laughing for maybe a minute…This really brightened up my day. Thanks Sharebear.



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